It's just a four-letter word beginning with 'C' yet it manages to cause so much offence. There is simply no need for it, according to many, but I support freedom of speech and freedom of expression, so cannot see what all the fuss is about; but I do reserve my right to be extremely critical.
Philip Schofield is completely superfluous, standing there stating the fucking obvious. Despite all the hi-tech stuff associated with the programme, he is still required to tell the contraption when to start. He also delights in 'reminding' contestants every few minutes of the options available if they need them - Simplify, and Trial Run. It's as mind-numbing as listening to Tarrant go on about Phone-a-Cunt, 50:50 and Ask the Arseholes.
That's right, the four-letter word that I refer to is the Cube. It's a programme that at its heart is quite a good idea, and can be entertaining (just like Total Wipeout) but is spoilt to buggery by being drawn out and made painful to watch. "What would £20,000 mean to you?" What's the fucking point of asking such a shit question, Schofield?
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