It's official - the Dyson is a cunt. I have given up today in expecting the heavy lump of plastic to do anything other than go backwards and forwards, working as an overpriced upright monstrosity. The fucking stupid design got me to the point of wanting to hurl it from the bedroom window. I just wanted to use the hose part, but it point blank refused to comply. The over-hyped shit lump of plastic refused to play ball (even though it had one) and I was glad to have Henry in reserve. Henry is a simple soul, professing to do no more than suck up dirt without a fucking hurricane or cyclone or torpedo action. It worked.
Henry 1, Dyson 0
[Charles - please redesign your gismo]
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