What a farce! Last night's judging revealed everything you'll ever need to know in concluding that Cheryl Cole is a wimp, a totally useless judge and in fact pointless. Her refusal to cast a vote in the sing-off was completely in sync with her lip-sync efforts when supposedly singing wishy-washy tunes. Miming to music, and not saying anything when it matters, but preening and lapping up attention all the time, she's pathetic.
On Saturday evening, in the minute's run-up to Mary's performance, she uttered a line to the camera that exemplified her uselessness:
It could actually be a real moment for Mary
What the fuck's that mean? It almost makes Alan Shearer sound intelligent! We all know Wagner shouldn't be in the competition, but do you know what - I think it's funny (for the time being) because it's fucking up the show and annoying the judges. But let's put that aside, because he'll be gone soon. Treyc and Katie were in the sing-off, and CC was asked to vote after Simon - but she refused. Dannii and the Elf both dragged out the act of giving a name, but eventually did so, to leave 2-1 with CC either to save Katie with her final vote or go to 2-2 and count public votes. She did neither! So, for the very first time in years, the "mentor" (Oxford English Dictionary: noun. A self serving c*** who goes to America when it suits) is allowed to skip having input. No bottle at all!
But is it 100% her fault? The whole world seems to pander to the needs of CC, and she gets let off the hook. I never thought she was a 'special needs' person, but clearly she is, and the bosses at X-Factor have recognised her limitations (of which there are so, so many). How Simon Cowell can sit next to her and allow such uselessness is beyond me, unless an under-table hand job is in play somewhere in this fiasco.
Katie is useless; I have an old bent screwdriver in a drawer somewhere, and it's of more use than her. The 'judges' suit themselves by keeping her it the competition, as it fuels the interest in the show and causes controversy. Treyc is a far better singer, but boring. So, it's Katie who gets reprieved because they like her being on the show.
Roll on next week, as I cannot wait to see the quivering Grimshaw astound me with his inability to hit the required notes, pronounce anything properly, or provide a genuine smile. His "intense" style is a joke, but not funny. "Indulgent" was what Simon said a while ago about one of his crappy songs, and each week, Aiden does indeed indulge in serving up wobbling versions of songs, making sure his nasal twang features here and there.
Cheryl should be instantly sacked and replaced by Nicole Scherzinger.
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