Cheryl has just returned, after feathering her own cunt in the USA, and is rightly the subject of some serious dissatisfaction from her 'acts' on X-Factor. Not that I really give a toss about any of them (CC or the four oh-so-needy attention-seeking wannabees). Youngsters have long been told by parents to work hard, get an education, and it will all pay off. I think the updated version should perhaps be:
Be a chav, don't worry about being educated, pretend to sing, punch toilet attendants, associate yourself with people who might make up for your own shortcomings, hook a footballer, get your teeth and hair sorted, wait for your other half to fuck-up, ditch him whilst becoming the hard done by victim, suck up to industry people who might be useful to you, then look after number one at all times because you're worth it.
No comments:
Post a Comment