As someone who can pronounce neither Muller nor Yoghurt, Nicole Shitslinger must surely be an horrendous choice of celebrity to promote Muller Yoghurt in the UK.
Clingfilm that does not cling - it is less than useless!
Non-German twats saying Uber instead of 'Super'.
Relentless emails from Ocado, offering a £20 discount voucher for my first online shop, when the company DOES NOT DELIVER to my address!
The 'terms' on-point and on-trend, neither of which should be permitted in the English speaking world.
McDonald's seems to think that I can stir in my sachets of sugar using a pathetic cunt of a stick that is 4mm wide! WTF?
Use of the word Enjoy by those with no fucking business suggested I do so. Most recently, this was the twat-head who handed me my McDonald's breakfast - a standard sausage and egg meal.
Selfie sticks, selfies, women pouting in selfies, people obsessed with taking selfies, the 'word' selfie.
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