Co-operative
I am pleased to confirm there's been a change of policy at the local Co-operative store, as noted on an A4 photocopy, amateurishly sellotaped to the back of the lottery machine. The establishment is apparently now pleased to accept American Express. Well, fuck me. What a difference that's going to make - I don't think! Admittedly the prices in the Co-op are generally extortionate, and so it may well be appropriate to use a credit card or a charge card. However, anyone with any sense at all does NOT spend any money there except on selected offer items, or in emergencies, and/or on 'essentials' only. On that reasoning, transactions should be low value and infrequent.
Premier Inn
I read recently that Lenny Henry chose to stay at a hotel 7 miles from the venue in which he was performing, rather than opt for the Premier Inn that was half a mile away. You'd think that as 'the face of Premier Inn' and in light of the hefty dosh he picks up for telling us what we already fucking know (that there are lots of purple Premier Inns that charge by the room) he'd show some loyalty. However, on reflection, the fancy hotel at over £300 was perhaps not that bad value. Let's face it, whilst Lenny is forever telling us that rooms are available from just £29 per night, there's never actually a room available at that cunting rate!
Nadine Dorries
Does any one of us really give a flying fuck about her views, her 'jungle' experiences, her politics, her justifications for appearing on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, or have the slightest interest in her?
A: No
B: Fucking No
C: Cunting No !
Text your answer - A B or C followed by the word YAWN to wherever you want, because no fucker cares.
Smoking News
Apparently there's a bit of a to-do about Helen Flanagan's actions in the jungle. I refer NOT to the pathetic efforts, the lips-tapping, the pouting, the verbal diarrhoea, the inanity of 99% of what she says, the fake tan, her inability to blow-dry her own hair, her woeful disposition, her lack of common sense, her silly claims that she gives 100%, her further claims that she's independent, her display of oversized boobs, the manic eyes, nor the general pain-in-the-arseness that surround her and taints anyone within range. I refer to her being seen smoking. Some Mumsnet moaners are saying it sets a poor example for young girls. FUCK the fucking smoking!!! SHE sets a poor example for all youngs girls, period! Compared with all the other elements, smoking is the least worrying trait associated with HF. I also read that Birmingham City Council's health boss has made a complaint to Ofcom. How mad is this country when we have organisations set up to receive the pointless and selective whinges of people with no clue about real life. People on this planet smoke. If the nanny state is now supposed to demand TV crews avoid smoking people, we're doomed. I wonder if Mr Steve Bedser has complained to Ofcom about 'Deirdre' in Coronation Street, who smokes like a chimney? Back to the jungle - what about Eric Bristow? Is it okay then for Eric to smoke heavily, cough, and talk in a gravelly voice without fear of upsetting anyone, or - heaven forbid - setting a bad example for anyone else? Considering Helen is in the firing line and not Eric, I suggest that there is no logic or basis for any complaints. If I sound, on this last point, that I am defending HF, I apologise.
Fostering
To penalise foster parents for being members of UKIP is absolutely fucking mad. The UK is completely fucked, and this example of stupidity is proof of it. UKIP's policies are reasonable in most respects, and there is no basis at all for interfering fuckers to toys unnecessarily with people's lives or wellbeing. The nanny state has relinquished some of its powers so that nanny local authorities can fuck things up as well.
The bases for rejecting applications for adoption are mad, and it seems fostering is being equally targeted. We're in a multi-cultulral society where adoptions are not multi-cultural / cross-cultural. There is ghettoisation both in reality and in thought processes. There is active discrimination on grounds of age, sex, ethnicity, sexual orientation, politics, smoking habits, criminal record, employment history, religion and probably a whole load of other things that are below the radar.
The CIC are exactly that.
[ CIC = Cunts In Charge ]
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