Saturday, 24 November 2012

24.11.12 October 'Jess' of the Month

Not for the first time, Jess has managed to feature rather too much in the quote of the month list, and so gets her own separate list.

1st    -  "It's the same as a hot water bottle, just not poured."  [Jess being cold and explaining why she was sitting on the kitchen worktop, cuddling the kettle]

2nd   -  "It's like bitty potato."  [Jess explaining why she doesn't much like hash browns!]

3rd    -  "I go around knocking into things all the time; I only notice if it hurts."  [Jess commenting on her clumsiness]

4th    -  "I can't imagine you doing it, Nel; you won't even eat a prawn!  [Jess, rejecting the idea of eating fellow (dead) passengers to stay alive, if stranded after a plane crash, and challenging with this one-liner]

5th    -  "Liam plays poker the way he deals with money in real life."  [Jess, not quite impressed]

6th    -  "It's everything you want from a takeaway."  [Jess, ref a 'London Pizza', at the end of a night out: Margherita, with both garlic sauce and chips on top]

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