Not for the first time, Jess has managed to feature rather too much in the quote of the month list, and so gets her own separate list.
1st - "It's the same as a hot water bottle, just not poured." [Jess being cold and explaining why she was sitting on the kitchen worktop, cuddling the kettle]
2nd - "It's like bitty potato." [Jess explaining why she doesn't much like hash browns!]
3rd - "I go around knocking into things all the time; I only notice if it hurts." [Jess commenting on her clumsiness]
4th - "I can't imagine you doing it, Nel; you won't even eat a prawn! [Jess, rejecting the idea of eating fellow (dead) passengers to stay alive, if stranded after a plane crash, and challenging with this one-liner]
5th - "Liam plays poker the way he deals with money in real life." [Jess, not quite impressed]
6th - "It's everything you want from a takeaway." [Jess, ref a 'London Pizza', at the end of a night out: Margherita, with both garlic sauce and chips on top]
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