22.11.12 I'm A Celebrity 2012

This year's mess is mildly entertaining, regardless of the dubiousness of the 'celebrity' label, considering the mix of people in the jungle.  Most are has-beens.  I haven't a clue what Eric Bristow's been doing for the last decade, but being a celebrity was not part of his regime.  Linda Robson was never funny, and still isn't.  In fact, she's of no real value in terms of entertainment.  The Pussycat Doll who's fulfilling this year's role of 'American' is neither here nor there. Actually, she's here, and there would be better than here!

Ant & Dec are amusing (most of the time) and clearly enjoy themselves with the banter.  They're well paid, as are the so-called celebrities.  I have not phoned to vote, as that would be wasting money, and encouraging the producers to pay twats silly money to appear on the show.

I think the last time I saw Brian Conley was on some sort of crappy 'family' programme, year ago.  Seaside Special, maybe?  A politician is exactly that.  So how the MP for Arsing-Around-On-The-Wold is deemed a 'celebrity' is baffling.  I didn't realise Colin Baker was still breathing, let alone twice the size he was and considered a celebrity.  Limahl !!!  Whatever next?

Rosie Webster has shown she's completely useless.  I do not care that she got 12 stars on a trial that was actually very easy.  I also refer to her as 'Rosie Webster' rather than Helen Flanagan for the simple reason that they are one and the same.  She has managed to reveal to all viewers that when playing the part of 'Rosie' in Coronation Street, she was at no point acting.  She was being herself.  Yes, the spoilt airhead with the dismissive attitude and head in the clouds was the same person we are now seeing in the jungle.  Out of touch with reality, claiming to give 100% when doing no such thing, and displaying everything that's annoying and pathetic about overly rewarded people in the public eye, Helen/Rosie has babbled on with her self-obsessed mutterings for far too long.  I believe it was Eric Bristow who commented that if he had a son or daughter with her outlook and abilities, he would hang them [sic].  Perhaps someone ought to tell Helen/Rosie that she should leave her pouty lips alone, and work on making her eyes less manic.

The cook (Rosemary) wears one down with her 'jolly hockey sticks' banter.  The bloke from 'Made In Chelsea' (Hugo) is an enigma.  Charlie Brookes is down-to-earth and okay, as is David Haye.  If I've missed out anyone else, then that rather proves how useless he/she is. 

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