1 - "The worst kind of cups for coffee are navy blue ones . . . . . . they make it look like shit." [Sue]
2 - "I think my entire life has been in preparation for this moment." [Contestant on X-Factor USA, aged 13]
3 - "I like to use a shallow casserole that isn't deep." [Nigella Lawson]
4 - "Fred & Perry go live." [TMWSC, drunk, and meaning 'Kevin & Perry Go Large']
Further pathetic comments that include horrendous grammar
5 - "The runner up today are the reds." [Tim Wonnacott]
6 - "We've marked down a huge amount of prices." [Wickes TV advert]
7 - "The range of savings are fantastic." [Boundary Mill Stores TV advert]
8 - "There are one or two question marks about his future." [Football commentator, ref Nani]
9 - "Demba Ba could have stealed the point." [Local TV sports news, ref Newcastle losing 1-0]
10 - "The second most amount of cards." [Colin Murray on MOTD2, talking shit]
11 - "They started the game so sloppy." [Lee Dixon]
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