Saturday, 24 November 2012

24.11.12 October Quotes of the Month

1    -  "The worst kind of cups for coffee are navy blue ones . . . . . . they make it look like shit."  [Sue]

2    -  "I think my entire life has been in preparation for this moment."  [Contestant on X-Factor USA, aged 13]

3    -  "I like to use a shallow casserole that isn't deep."  [Nigella Lawson]

4    -  "Fred & Perry go live."  [TMWSC, drunk, and meaning 'Kevin & Perry Go Large']

Further pathetic comments that include horrendous grammar

5    -  "The runner up today are the reds."  [Tim Wonnacott]

6    -  "We've marked down a huge amount of prices."  [Wickes TV advert]

7    -  "The range of savings are fantastic."  [Boundary Mill Stores TV advert]

8    -  "There are one or two question marks about his future."  [Football commentator, ref Nani]

9    -  "Demba Ba could have stealed the point."  [Local TV sports news, ref Newcastle losing 1-0]

10  -  "The second most amount of cards."  [Colin Murray on MOTD2, talking shit]

11  -  "They started the game so sloppy."  [Lee Dixon]

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