I found some old notes on bits of paper, while clearing out drawers yesterday, and thought I'd record the silly quotes on this blog. It is quite amazing how people say the silliest things, and have no idea of grammar.
Today, the purpose of the trips are very different
(BBC2 narrator)
Fabregas overcame a huge question mark
(Football commentator)
He's took a real risk here
(Snooker commentator)
Marinate the fish in the lemon juice so that all the acidic acid soaks into the fish
(Cooks Challenge)
It was cool, calm and personified
(Football commentator)
Whenever they've been asked a question mark
(Alan Shearer, Match of the Day)
France are the country who . . . . .
They ride in a variety of different velodrome
(Cycling commentator)
The final verdict is in
(Graham Norton)
There's quick lapery going on
(Martin Brundle)
There are a range of treatments that can help you
(TV Advert)
The best place for a wind farm is a windy site
(Countryfile)
I'm not denying that corruption doesn't exist
(Major General Gordon Messenger)
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