Monday, 28 March 2011

28.3.11 Airplane

No, it's not an Airplane, it's a fucking Aeroplane.  I am well aware that our American cousins prefer the first version, but in the UK and in proper English, the latter is correct - so it's fucking annoying to read the wrong shit in the papers.  I flicked through a catalogue on Sunday and saw the company advertising something called "Swim Shorts".  NO!  They are Swimming Shorts.  Fucking Matalan!

The Mains is a short term for referring to the central supply, must usually for utilities such as electricity, water or gas.  It is NOT a term acceptable for referring to a Main Dish on a menu.  Similarly, "Sides" is NOT good enough for referring to Side Dishes on a menu.  Up their arses, the lot of them, on these cooking programmes.

Pretentious Cuntin' Cooks or Pretentious Cooking Cunts

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