Wednesday, 2 March 2011

2.3.11 Thug Premiership

To be a professional footballer these days, the main attribute seems to be the ability to be a thug or a cunt or a twat or a money grabbing shit, or any/all of these.  The latest league table is noted below, showing how things stand.

TMWSC Premiership Table

#   Player                  Pts

1   Wayne Rooney   109
2   Craig Bellamy       70
3   John Terry            69
4   El Hadji Diouf       68
5   Joey Barton          54
6   Ashley Cole          49
7   Nemanja Vidic      45
8   Steve Gerard        22
9   Andy Carroll         12
10 Paul Scholes          4

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