Tony Gubba's comments on the Dancing On Ice performances are outlandish. I know he's been given the freedom to improvise and amuse, with spoof names for the skaters' moves, but surely there are boundaries.
So far, some of the mad ones have included:
The Velvet Drape
The Brazilian Booty Shaker
The Dropped Teapot
The Shoulder Spliff
The Shifting Sands Lift
The Flamenco Flourish
Aladdin's Lamp
The Strauss Swing
The Round-The-World Spin
The Bronco Flip
The Shoulder Perch
The Off-His-Trolley Lunge
The Stupid Twat
I made the last two up.
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