12.3.11 Four Cunts

This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.
Somebody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody knew that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Somebody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody because Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

New Version

This is a story about four cunts: Everycunt, Somecunt, Anycunt and Nocunt.
There was an important job to be done and every cunt was asked to do it.
Every cunt was sure that some cunt would do it.
Any cunt could have done it, but no cunt did.
Some cunt got angry because it was every cunt's job.
Every cunt knew that any cunt could do it, but no cunt realised that some cunt wouldn't do it.
It ended up that every cunt blamed some cunt because no cunt did what any cunt could have done.

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