Sunday, 17 October 2010

17.10.10 Carrier Bags

There are numerous ways that supermarkets compete with each other, and market analysts regularly assess things, typically via the 'basket' test.  However, the supposed £7 - £9 for a fictitious basket of goods that nobody actually buys is a weak basis for comparison.  I prefer the Carrier Bag Test.

*****   Excellent
****     Very Good
***       Acceptable
**         Rather Shitty
*           Cuntin' Useless


Morrisons  ****
A good strong bag, with greater capacity than others, and a clear market leader.

Asda  ***
Reasonable bag.  Slight worry that holes can develop.  Uninspiring colours.  Standard fare.

Sainsbury  **/***
Reasonable although a bit too thin, and a propensity for holes.  Distinctive orange, with average capacity.  Standard fare.

Lidl  **
Overlooking the fact that they cost 3p, the design is flawed.  Strength is good but the 'sideways' handle limits capacity significantly.  Good logo print, if you like it.

Co-operative  **/***
Rather uninspiring white bag.  Average.  Acceptable.

Tesco  *
Awful.  The bags are too thin, split easily, have below average capacity and are an embarrassment to such a major company.

There you have it; if you want decent bags that are strong, large, colourful and hold a lot, shop at Morrisons.  If you prefer crap, thin, totally inadequate bags, go to Tesco.

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