I have just returned from Asda with numerous bags of shopping, and some cuntin' chav has deprived me of my Rich Tea! I specifically put a hand into each of the different boxes on the bottom shelf containing biscuits - one for Digestives and one for Rich Tea. I have just discovered I have two packets of Digestives; conclusion - a cunt put back an unwanted packet of Digestives in the Rich Tea box. Cunt.
Asda has for absolutely ages sold 15 cans of Carlsberg for a tenner. Today, there were no 15-can boxes available, but I discovered a single 12-can box for sale at £9. At that rate, I'd be paying £11.25 per 15 cans, so Asda has awarded itself a 12.5% increase! Cunts!
Why does the exit from the fuel station involve the perpetual choice of going to the left, where the person taking the money is on the right - so, perfect for the driver - and choosing to go to the right, where the Asda employee sits next to the passenger window? If you're on your own in the car, you have to get out and walk around. The games that people play crossing from one side of the forecourt to the other are unbelievable, all to engineer an ability to hand over a note or a card through the driver's window. There must be a better way!
Watch out for Fairy Liquid. It used to be 500ml, but now it's 450ml. So, if the price is the same, the cunts have sneaked an increase of around 11% without lifting a finger! This makes the whole saga ref. Washing Up - Gate even worse; two years ago, all the 13p cheap washing-up liquid own brands disappeared from the shelves, forcing us all to pay more. Now, after depriving the masses of cheap cleaning liquid, there's a move to get us to may the conglomerates more than necessary for a clean plate! Conspiracy theories are totally relevant, and price fixing is rife.
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