Now that we are done with football for a while, it is time to post some of the rubbish uttered by pundits and commentators. Jermaine is starting to rival Alan Shearer and Andy Townsend as the master of bollocks, in the world of punditry and illiteracy. Here is a sprinkling of football quotes and you will note some Jenas jewels in the mix.
Two chances at either end. [At EACH end - football commentator]
A chance either side of the break. [EACH side of the break - same commentator]
Things were going so smooth. [Jermaine Jenas, smoothly doing it]]
The players in and around him enjoy his leadership. [Jermaine Jenas - players in him?]
To put it plainly simple . . . [Jermaine Jenas]
As early as this chance has came. [Jermaine Jenas - not coming good anytime soon]
They are easy picked up. [Jermaine Jenas, fucking up so easily]
It's took that early pressure out of the game. [Jermaine Jenas, taken with the play]
Almost an identical replica of the last goal. [MOTD commentator]
It's comparable with other clubs in and around them. [Alan Shearer]
Give a little go. [Alan shearer, meaning a little give and go]
He scored an absolute fantastic goal. [Phil Neville in need of an LY]
I think him himself has said that. [Alan Shearer]
He had an absolute fantastic chance. [Phil Neville, still missing the LY]
It's a great area for scoring goals. [Martin Keown, referring to the six-yard box]
They watched teams drop points in and around them. [Shearer classic - WTF?]
They shouldn't be getting beat. [Dion Dublin, refusing to speak Engish]
Referees are letting go of it. [Martin Keown, trying to say "referees are letting it go"]
He does it with a plum. [Trevor Sinclair, reinventing "aplomb"]
Burnley are one of a number of football clubs . . . [Gary Lineker]
Them centre backs have to go wide. [Phil Neville]
I never thought anything like this was capable. [Idiot co-commentator on BT Sport]
If we do get beat . . . [Jermaine Jenas]
His talent is unlimitless. [Lee Dixon, talking bollocks]
He's gonna stay in and around where he is. [Ian Wright]
He struck it unbelievable. [Phil Neville, who else?]
No one in and around him at all. [Alan Shearer]
He's always in and around him, to help out. [Jermaine Jenas]
They had three big moments in the game that indefinitely caused them to lose the game. [Phil Neville]
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