3.6 17 Horrendous Cunting English

Once again the pride must continue their search.  [David Attenborough making a pride plural]

These zebra are almost at the end of their journey.  [David at it again - 'zebra' is not plural!]

There were no mention of . . . [Tom Simons, BBC News]

What the enquiry say is . . . [Sanchia Berg, Radio 4]

Spectaculy.  [Radio 4 idiot reporter, missing a syllable and a brain]

But have Russia done enough?  [Garry Richardson on Radio 4]

Sins Fein is celebrating their best performance . . . [Kate Silverton talking shit]

It finds its way into all sorts of arena.  [Unknown idiot - pathetic news reporting, making 'arena' plural]

The selection criteria was very hard.  [Vicky Holland on Radio 4]

There is really quite good chances.  [Vicky Holland again]

To go through these sequence of questions.  [Sarah Montague on Radio 4]

Sofits and Facias.  [Rick Woodall Building Services Ltd van livery; he is unable to spell either word]

They have one of Hollywood's most longest marriages . . . . the couple have almost been married for 30 years.  [Daily Mail Online, with a double error; should be "have been married for almost 30 years"]

It hasn't sunken in yet.  [Tanya on The Voice]

It looks like the team are about to start their warm up.  [Screw Fix advert]

It's a pictoral journey.  [Idiot on Radio 4]

A bunch of 27 flowers were taken to a nearby care home.  [Daily Mail]

Every one of the 100 senators were called in.  [Nick Robinson on Radio 4]


And finally, the decline of the adverb is sadly relentless, as twats completely misuse the language with in most cases not a fucking shred of awareness.  We have, for example:

"Living healthier"

Living healthier what?  Lives?  Yes, that would make sense and be grammatically correct.  However, the cunt on TV narrating the advert meant "Living healthily" or "Living more healthily".  I despair.

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