6.4.14 Dirtiest Player In The Premier League

There is no doubt that there are a few who are in the running for this award. Amazingly David Luiz is not one of the two who seem to be vying for top spot. I suspect 3rd Place will be a disappointment to him

Mr Luiz is always ready to take someone out with thuggery when it suits him, and he does encourage some rough tackles in return, what with his attitude being 'questionable' at best.  As for examples of play-acting, there are numerous from which to choose, to exemplify a poor level of sportsmanship. The end result of all this is that he is disliked and a bit of a shit.

He is not however in the leave of the two top thugs in the Premiership.  I am not sure how to decide on who is the dirtiest player.  Charlie Adam is regularly very keen to leave a foot in the way of a player, tackle such that the outcome could easily be a broken limb, and of course deny all responsibility for cuntishness.  I view him as dangerous, and nasty, as well as deceitful.

With much evidence to support my views, I think there can be no doubt that Charlie Adam is in the running for top spot.  Alongside him in the race is Marouanne Fellaini.

Mr Fellaini seems to wave arms and elbows as a matter of course, with intent to do harm.  This is sometimes disguised, so that he can plead innocence after an opponent had had his teeth realigned by a Fellaini elbow, but on other occasions it's so fucking obvious that he has administered the elbow or arm that it defies logic that the referee doesn't send him off.

His most recent efforts were at Newcastle yesterday, as you can see above.   This human windmill is a fucking liability.  When will someone do something about it?

Still, I think it is not an easy call to make; Fellaini or Adam.  If I do have to make a decision, it must be that Adam is the dirtiest and most dangerous, simply because most of his awful input comes from his boots.  Yes, an arm in the face is less than helpful, but the consequences of a boot on a shin are fucking terrible!

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