Thursday 7 March 2013

7.3.13 Coffee & Cocoa @The Co-op

What a complete rip off!  Is it the manufacturers or the Co-op itself who are at fault in this rip-off culture that's now consuming the retail world?

I have just seen the end-of-aisle display of Douwe Egberts coffee and been fucking annoyed on sight.  The jars were on display as 'Half Price' which is mathematically a fuck-up.  This is of course NOTHING NEW in the world of Co-op pricing, because there's never any logic or truth to the claims.  The £3.79 is not half of £7.99.  Still, as if any twat on the planet would merrily hand over £7.99 for a jar of coffee!



Then it hit me - the subversive CUNTISHNESS that is eating away at any ounce (or is that part-kilo) of integrity that once upon a time was present in retail?  The jar of coffee contained NOT the 200g of freeze-dried brown granules, but 190g.

This is fucking outrageous!

In the next aisle, there's a mound of Easter Eggs made by some-or-other Belgian cunt, all reduced from the RRP of £10.00 to £4.75 by the over=generous Cunt-Op.  I think not.  How can the £10 recommended price have any relevance at all when from day fucking zero the things were on display at £4.75?  This complete bollocks is killing any belief consumers can muster.

We know the Co-op is a disaster zone - Fucking Co-op
Now it seems that the food producers have gone a step further, as coffee until now has always been sold in units of 100g.

 Fucking Douwe Egberts !

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