Sunday, 10 March 2013

10.3.13 February Quotes of the Month

Fewer quirky funny ones this time, and more that are just complete drivel.

1st   - "This is the all important final."  [Nick Knowles, ignoring the other, unimportant final?]

2nd  - "What's all this free range crap about?"  [Woman in Asda to her other half]

3rd  - "We have been making efficiencies."  [Not a word, Mr spokesman for Cheltenham Council]

4th  - "We believe there is potentially a potential for improvement."  [Spokeswoman on woodlands, in Radio 2 interview]

5th  - "It would be a win win situation for everybody."  [No, just for the two parties concerned; Radio 2 comment]

6th  - "No, he hates people - he's worse than you."  [Adam, after TMWSC asked "Does he interact?" regarding his brother]

7th  - "Alyson, keep your new penis size permanently."  [Junk mail sent to Mrs MWSC]

8th  - "There are no increase in fox numbers."  [Terry, on Radio 2]

9th  - "We've got roughly the same amount of numbers now."  [Terry, being even thicker with this one]

10th - "Our cost of services are going up."  [Thick cunt on Radio 4]

11th - "It sounded like a baby's larynx being stretch."  [TMWSC regarding the creaking door at McDonald's]

12th - "Magnets are dangerous."  [TMWSC] 


Alan Shearer's Top Three

1  -  "When 8, 9, 10 have an off day, you're in trouble."  [No shit Sherlock!]

2  -  "They had to win ugly."  [Alan, 'ugly' is not an adverb]

3  -  "He's smelling a bit of danger and a bit of success here."  [Regarding Frank Lampard, who's clearly got a good and versatile nose]

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