Fewer quirky funny ones this time, and more that are just complete drivel.
1st - "This is the all important final." [Nick Knowles, ignoring the other, unimportant final?]
2nd - "What's all this free range crap about?" [Woman in Asda to her other half]
3rd - "We have been making efficiencies." [Not a word, Mr spokesman for Cheltenham Council]
4th - "We believe there is potentially a potential for improvement." [Spokeswoman on woodlands, in Radio 2 interview]
5th - "It would be a win win situation for everybody." [No, just for the two parties concerned; Radio 2 comment]
6th - "No, he hates people - he's worse than you." [Adam, after TMWSC asked "Does he interact?" regarding his brother]
7th - "Alyson, keep your new penis size permanently." [Junk mail sent to Mrs MWSC]
8th - "There are no increase in fox numbers." [Terry, on Radio 2]
9th - "We've got roughly the same amount of numbers now." [Terry, being even thicker with this one]
10th - "Our cost of services are going up." [Thick cunt on Radio 4]
11th - "It sounded like a baby's larynx being stretch." [TMWSC regarding the creaking door at McDonald's]
12th - "Magnets are dangerous." [TMWSC]
Alan Shearer's Top Three
1 - "When 8, 9, 10 have an off day, you're in trouble." [No shit Sherlock!]
2 - "They had to win ugly." [Alan, 'ugly' is not an adverb]
3 - "He's smelling a bit of danger and a bit of success here." [Regarding Frank Lampard, who's clearly got a good and versatile nose]
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