Doctor Fuckin' Oetker has lost the fuckin' plot!
He now sells candles and holders in a convenient small plastic pot/tube, under the label of "Party Candles". Unfortunately the cunt has rather fucked up on the quantities contained within the pot. Harvey's 18th Birthday is being marred by the deficiency of candle holders.
What is the sense in selling - "18 Candles & 12 Holders" ???????
The only possible benefit of a difference between the number of candles and holders is a re-use of holders, but that only works if you're the right age. If Harvey was having his 8th birthday, then we could use 8 candles this year and 9 next year, so 17 in all. But, we'd only need 9 holders, not 12! For 12 to be needed, then the other function would have to be a celebration involving 6 candles. Unfortunately that's nothing to do with Harvey. Unless we'd bought the Dr Oetker item for Harvey's 6th Birthday, and then saved the remaining 12 candles for use six years later, the maths behind Dr Oetker's product are fucking useless!
12 holders and 18 candles is thus a crap combination, and quite simply a fuck-up.
As things stand, it's Harvey's 18th Birthday, and the cake has 12 holders with 12 candles, plus 6 candles stuck directly into the cake. Dr Cuntin Oetker should go back to school and reconsider his educational needs.
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