James Jordan 31.5
"What a way to start the show," said Phil, right on cue. Apparently James was "on point" according to Christopher Dean.
Saara Aalto 27.0
Steady and safe, a careful routine with a fair amount in it. Her positive approach is commendable, not that I could cope with her myself - probably because I am too lazy. Banjo said nothing of interest, and Jason told her she was thinking of "little finesses". "It's about your flow over the ice," said Christopher Dean. So, skating then . . . . .
Ryan Sidebottom - Couldn't dance this week
Didi Conn 18.5
For 67 years of age, she is certainly rather agile. But how then should she be judged, in comparison with skaters who are actually trying to move around under their own steam? A sweet old woman? How, though, is it feasible to assess the performance?
Gemma Collins 16.5
Her mum is much bigger than her! Gemma went up and down, pointlessly - then face-planted! "She is skating now," said her partner. Errrrr, face first? They all pandered for her - fuck knows why.
Melody Thornton 32.5
Very good! She did a lot of skating with some rather good moves. Wow!
Wes Nelson 29.5
A good skater, no doubt. Jason said "appree-see-ate" and pissed me off. It was a good performance, despite a couple of minor issues.
Brian McFadden 24.0
A bit better than last time, so worth the extra points. Jason mentioned "finessing" and I yawned.
Saira Khan 24.0
The queen of melodrama annoyed in the VT, and then it was the performance. Better than last week for sure, and I mentioned this to Mrs MWSC. "She's still got the grace of a slug." said Mrs MWSC.
She is so loud it's frightening, and of course annoying as fuck.
Jane Danson 21.5
A sack of spuds being carted around, I'd say. What a disaster. Line dancing is a dire theme at the best of times. "Awkward body positions," said Banjo, rather generously.
All the skaters were on screen for the review as the voting closed - except Gemma Collins, again. She wasn't there last week either. Too many allowances are being made for this tosser.
We had an update on Gemma Collins from her other half, to ensure even more pandering to the woman.
She got through, of course, because this show is not about dancing on ice, ironically. Didi and Saaaaara in the skate off, it turned out. Hardly any doubt regarding the winner, so putting the kettle on was not going to deprive me of anything.
So there we have it, a 67-year-old magnanimously leaves the show after skating rather better than a self-obsessed twat who face planted on ice.
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