The ITV schedules for last Sunday and today have taken the piss out of the viewers. Two hours devoted on both days, for some ice skating by so-called 'celebrities'. I am forced to use the inverted commas simply because there is no way some of the entrants should be referred to as celebrities. What the cunting fuck about being on Love Island makes you a celebrity?
Musk Ox Gemma Collins
The format is a joke. Six two minute dances for each show means twelve minutes of fucking dancing on ice. With some allowance for the training VT and marking, then an hour would have been fine for the whole thing, each week. But no, there was no such protection for us from the painful stretching out of the whole process.
Jason Gardner is a dick, of course, and Phil Schofield's best contributions were arguably in the voice-over for the We By Any Car adverts in the numerous/relentless commercial breaks.
What a painful four hours that all was.
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