The rogue donor advertises what he calls his 'magic potion', and there are no shortage of takers. [Anon]
The crowd was on their feet. [Amanda Holden]
There was so much complaints. [Ken Doherty, commentating on the snooker]
That player hasn't often showed up. [Peter Ebden, commentating on the snooker, meaning 'shown']
The paper say it didn't run the story because . . . [Reported on Radio 4]
It has weaved its way around the country. [Ore Oduba on BBC2, avoiding 'woven']
It's every man for himselves. [Idiot on ITV trailer for the Tour de Yorkshire]
A series of major reforms are being considered by the government. [Daily Mail]
It finds its way into all sorts of arena. [Arsehole deciding that 'arena' is plural]
To go through these sequence of questions. [Sarah Montague talking gibberish]
The gulf between he and the two others. [Golf commentator]
I think Vardy should have been given a reprieval. [Kevin Kilbane, inventing a word]
Two brace of serve. [Tennis commentator - absolute wanker]
It was a scorcher, as he thread the needle, and put the lid on it. [Tennis commentator]
Lidl have got two succulent cod fillet for £1.99. [Fillet is not fucking plural!]
It's only in the last few years that erosion of the sea have worn them away. [Julia Bradbury]
The IRA are . . . [R4]
The team are about ready to . . . . [TV advert]
It is not a common phenomena. [Twat on Radio 4]
Recent market turbulence have caused . . . [Radio 4]
We've got both set of parents. [Shane Richie]
He's had very little touches so far [Rugby commentator, meaning 'very few']
A gang of four men were responsible [Radio 4 news]
The paper say . . [Nick Robinson]
The government themselves have . . . [Radio 4 News]
She must of practiced for hours. [Facebook comment, illiterately]
Our biggest choice of used cars are now available. [Bristol Street Motors advert]
You can see that writ large. [Rugby presenter]
Don't judge a book by it's cover. [Awful screen spelling on Catchphrase]
If charity want to do this type of work. [BBC News]
The team are about ready to . . . . [TV advert]
It is not a common phenomena. [Twat on Radio 4]
Recent market turbulence have caused . . . [Radio 4]
We've got both set of parents. [Shane Richie]
He's had very little touches so far [Rugby commentator, meaning 'very few']
A gang of four men were responsible [Radio 4 news]
The paper say . . [Nick Robinson]
The government themselves have . . . [Radio 4 News]
She must of practiced for hours. [Facebook comment, illiterately]
Our biggest choice of used cars are now available. [Bristol Street Motors advert]
You can see that writ large. [Rugby presenter]
Don't judge a book by it's cover. [Awful screen spelling on Catchphrase]
If charity want to do this type of work. [BBC News]
You was here last year. [Olly Murs]
The number of passes are taken into account. [John Humphrys on Mastermind]
Scrutinistic [Paloma Faith]
Disablised [Radio 4]
Social Media is . . . [Radio 4]
This is when the battle for the nominations get real. [Radio 4]
The bacteria has already caused damage. [Radio 4]
I don't know how you extrapolate the numbers down. [Radio 4 - wtf?]
Great Britain have won two golds. [Radio 4 sports reporter]
The UK government can argue amongst itself. [Radio 4 gibberish]
A naked photo of her. [Radio 4 newscaster, who meant "A photo of her naked"]
Discriminacies. [Radio for guest talking shit, and inventing a word for instances of discrimination]
Australia are our best option for a quick trade deal. [Radio 4 twaddle]
....
Scrutinistic [Paloma Faith]
Disablised [Radio 4]
Social Media is . . . [Radio 4]
This is when the battle for the nominations get real. [Radio 4]
The bacteria has already caused damage. [Radio 4]
I don't know how you extrapolate the numbers down. [Radio 4 - wtf?]
Great Britain have won two golds. [Radio 4 sports reporter]
The UK government can argue amongst itself. [Radio 4 gibberish]
A naked photo of her. [Radio 4 newscaster, who meant "A photo of her naked"]
Discriminacies. [Radio for guest talking shit, and inventing a word for instances of discrimination]
Australia are our best option for a quick trade deal. [Radio 4 twaddle]
....
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