You don't expect to go on holiday and end up dead, do you? [Debs]
I am the Baldrick to your Black Adder. [Debs, to TMWSC]
You haven't beat The Cube. [Phillip Schofield, failing to speak English!]
I wanted it tight and got it tight so I didn't have to screw. [TMWSC during DIY]
Give it a few years and there'll be speedboats, and the things behind where people hang on. [Steve, referring to water skiing]
She makes Julie Walters look like an acrobat. [TMWSC regarding the stumbling Debs]
She is a kamikaze English user. [TMWSC, regarding Debs and her ability to open her gob and put her foot in it]
Odd Exchanges
Mrs MWSC: What does fried milk consist of?
TMWSC: Milk!
Debs: Get off! Stop licking my gravy browning!
TMWSC: Is that what you call it?
Debs: Where do they come from?
TMWSC: Beelzebub's bottom.
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