Monday, 20 July 2015

20.7.15 Grating Grammar Gaffs




Remoist
Junk Mail containing an affront to the English language.

It's not so impressive, do to the fact . . . 
A chap called Scott, on Facebook.

Arsene Wenger wants to keep Walcott but has bulked at his demands.
Mail Online

Are you washing your hair wrong?
Mail Online, refusing to use an adverb

Have you been peeling hardboiled eggs wrong?
Mail Online

It's the ultimate uber-shed.
Mail Online, talking complete bollocks

The PM's wife received more than £1,500 for each of her shares when luxury stationary company was sold in 2005.
Mail Online headline

Does she dance weird?
No adverbs on ITV's Big Star's Little Star, then

Further question marks have been raised by eye-witnesses.
The Sun.  No they haven't - questions have

Wellesley are not a bank.
Aren't it, indeed.  The company can't market itself properly in adverts

"Substan-see-ate."
Laura Kuenssberg, pronouncing things like a complete twat

The dry cleaning bill must be very expensive.
Bloke on TV.  No, it was the dry cleaning that was expensive, not the bill. The bill was a number; the bill might possibly have been high, but not expensive.

I would of got them but . . . .
Facebook comment

Australia had never appeared in the contest before (not unsurprisingly) but . . .
Jim Shelley in the Mail Online

The act going through to the final have been revealed
Continuity announcer on ITV2 - Thick cunt!

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