Saturday 8 September 2012

8.9.12 August Quotes of the Month

What with so many quotes connected with the Olympics, and posted separately, the list is somewhat reduced for the August round-up, which I've just realised I haven't yet done.  As ever, there are a fair few grammatical calamities included.

1  -  "Mel B is far too butch to pull off a dress."  [Jess]

2  -  "A brilliant player to watch on the eye."  [Alan Shearer]

3  -  "Harvey looks like he's been wearing a helmet."

4  -  "I've been in the bath as well, and I've got a shiny foot - look!"  [TMWSC]

Grammar and Language Cock-ups

5  -  "They were issued with a final ultimatum."  [Radio Newsreader]

6  -  "It was an interesting avenue in which to go down."  [BBC Radio News - inadvertently reporting that the woman was 'going down' on someone in an avenue]

7  -  "Back-stadia was the Duchess of Cambridge."  [Radio Sports Report - horrendous!]

8  -  "It's not clear what the core message of these Olympics are."  [Idiot, on Newsnight]

9  -  "The dispute is within the medical team themselves."  [Radio News]

10 - "They're gonna see just how much speed are in the legs."  [Paralympics commentator]

11 - "Since then, podiums have become more difficult to come by."  [Paralympics commentator, talking rubbish about podia]

12 - "They didn't look like a dressing room in turmoil today."  [ITV News rubbish]

13 - "Only one of the four were smiling after the opening day."  [Colin Murray, MOTD2]

14 - "A real good start and a real good point."  [Alan Shearer]

15- "A group of horses are rescued from an isolated farm."  [TV Guide, ref Animal 24:7]

16 - "The Devon air ambulance rush to the aid of a patient in cardiac arrest."  [TV Guide, ref Emergency]

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