I was washing up at the kitchen sink this morning, and I looked through the window to see a couple of cars parked outside the Town Hall. These blue badge holders were of course entitled to occupy road space on double yellow lines. I then observed another vehicle come round the corner and park. Well, it did not so much park as simply stop, with its back end about six feet from the main road. This illegal parking was for a purpose that I could not have envisaged.
The black 4x4 stopped, and the driver emerged. He went to the rear door on his side, and after a minute or so, managed to extract from a child seat a kid who must have been about 18 months to two years old. Meanwhile, the front passenger seat remained occupied by a woman, as did one of the rear seats. The bloke walked round to the front of the vehicle and I was expecting him to walk up the steps to the Town Hall. No, there was an agenda here that I was not privy to - forgive the pun, although you've no idea yet what the pun could possibly be!
He stopped in front of the car, and proceeded to pull down the little guy's kegs, and oversee an episode of pissing in the road! Yes, that's right - this bloke had decided it was perfectly reasonable to pull in and get his kid or grandkid to piss in the street at the foot of the Town Hall steps. He (the bloke) then stuck the little guy back in his seat, got in the car, reversed into the main road (dangerously) and fucked the cunt off!
I then watched as passers-by went about their business in exactly the same area that the little man had been positioned to do his business. Thirty yards up the road is a public convenience. However, this twat in the 4x4 had clearly decided it was perfectly normal to stop a couple of yards off the High Street, and lay down (via his smaller companion) some piss in the gutter. Fucking incredible, and unbelievable. If I knew where he lived, I'd go to the nearest pub, drink a few pints and piss in his cuntin' driveway!
YE12 XY5 was the reg, by the way.
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