Monday, 20 December 2010

20.12.10 Quiet Tonight

Weather forecasters are most typically twats.  They cannot seem to talk sense at all.  Recent efforts highlighting the dumbing down have included various phrases and diamonds, such as:

"There'll be vague bits of brightness"

"With bits of rain and drizzle"

"And some spits and spots of rain"

"Some bits and pieces of rain"

"Things will bubble up . . ."

"A line of clouds are still . . ."  [grammar!]

"It'll be quiet tonight . . ."  [fuck the noise forecast, what about the weather!]

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