Sunday, 27 October 2019

27.10.19 Pundit Bollocks

Most pundits and commentators suffer from a serious deficiency in grammar, common sense and the ability to make decent contributions.  Here's a selection of the tripe that they relay in the course of their various roles, and unbelievably they get paid a lot of money for it.

Henderson came off his perch
Glenn Hoddle

Danny rose has gotta be really careful now and play within himself
Glenn Hoddle

That's two shots from either player that have been top drawer
MOTD commentator

Don't be surprised if them two, including Fernandinho, continues in the back four
Phil Neville

He's beginning to show the kind of form that I think he can do
Phil Neville

Next up, the teams who've had the least amounts of goals
Gary Lineker

As a keeper, you've got to hold your hands up
Paul Ince

Even though they lost the fewest amount of matches
Sports Reporter on BBC News

We were sat in and around their fans
Martin Keown

Play positive
Jermaine Jenas

His feet are like paint brushes
Martin Keown

Watford will be kicking theirselves if they let this run away from them
MOTD Commentator

They will have to face a game that neither of them want
Alistair Mann

They work as a tandem
Paul Ince

They wasn't poor but they wasn't quite at the races
Jermaine Jenas

Zuma was in and around him
Ian Wright

The goalkeepers can really make a hero for themselves
Ian Osment

He give them such an option
Danny Murphy

Everyone in the stadium are up on their feet
MOTD Commentator

Look at the players in and around him
Dion Dublin

With a number of Newcastle players in and around him
Alan Shearer

On the right hand side, whether it was Iwobi or Awellbeck
Alan Shearer

Getting themselves into those situations are hard enough
Jermaine Jenas

There's nothing that VAR have seen to change the decision
MOTD Commentator

Provided VAR don't see a reason
MOTD Commentator

Look at the amount of bodies they get forward
Jermaine Jenas

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