Once upon a time, weather forecasters were people with some sense of integrity, gravitas and education. This has long since been superseded by 'personalities' who are simply presenters with no real talent, and a penchant for being cuntish in their pathetic use of the English language, for dumbing down of anything meteorological, and for glibness that deserves a kick in the cunt/cock depending on what sex they purport to be.
Here are just a few of the unfathomable utterances of weather nobs.
As temperatures slip away - Lucy Verasamy
As we make our way overnight - Ross Hutchinson
Bits and pieces of cloud - Ross Hutchinson
The odd bit and piece of rain - Radio 4
A rash of showers off the North Sea - Louise Lear
A rash of frequent showers - Louise Lear
Bits and pieces of rain - Louise Lear
Quite a few bits and pieces of cloud - Louise Lear
It's very messy out there today - Louise Lear
It'll likely be a quite week for weather - Louise Lear
A quiet story across the country today - Louise Lear
The cloudy and damp conditions continue to journey eastwards - Kerry Gosling
The weather will be quietening down - Louise Lear
A quieter day tomorrow - Louise Lear
Here it could be a bit cool and disappointing - Louise Lear
Quietening things down for the week - Louise Leer
Some nuisance rain - Louise Lear
Rain showers rattling along - Sarah Keith-Lucas
There will be a few tricky moments out there - Louise Lear
This front will weaken off considerably - Louise Lear
One or two splashes of rain - Matt on Radio 4
Plenty of sunshine overhead - Matt on Radio 4
Bitterly cold temperatures - Amanda Houston
Plenty of perky sunshine - Lucy Verasamy
Temperatures responding quite well - Lucy Verasamy
Clouds will sprout up from almost nowhere - Radio 4
North of The Wash, I'm hopeful the cloud will pop away - Radio 4
A colder week of weather - Abbie Dewhurst
One or two dribs and drabs of rain - Tomasz Schafernaker
It will be a quieter week - Tomasz Schafernaker
We'll have showers, some of them quite lively - Susan Ray
The rain will plonk itself over the region - Ross Hutchinson
Other mutterings include this nonsense:
A quiet night
It will become drier and cheer up later
Temperatures will really struggle
Some wintriness on the hills
The satellite picture shows this big lump of rain
A short sharp thrust of gusty wind
What a load of shite.
As for Becky Mantin, her winking is a fucking affront, so someone at ITV ought to tell her to sort herself out!
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