12.5.18 Eurovision - Voting & Result

With trepidation, I awaited the start of voting, convinced that I would be outraged at the lunacy set to ensue.  I wondered while making my tea as the farcical nature of things, in that hundreds of millions of people have been exposed to some quite terrible noise, and that as with the tale of The Emperor's New Clothes, many would be drawn into the madness of lauding absolute mediocrity, let alone outright bollocks.

Mel Gridlock spoke for the UK (excluding me) with her annoying style as ever.  The whole evening was sure to come down to Israel and Cyprus slugging it out.

True enough, and the winner was Israel

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh