Friday, 5 January 2018

5.1.18 Stormy Weather

The drivel uttered by supposed weather forecasters is abysmal; their abuse of the language is awful.  Here are some examples.




Rain journeying its way south

Sharp showers

The showers will be getting ideas above their station

Temperatures will fall away

Feeling decidedly autumnal today - Radio 4 weatherman, on 10th October, in the middle of fucking autumn

It's really going to feel autumnal as the week goes on - same twat on Radio 4, the following fucking day!

Temperatures struggling to get above - the concept of a a number struggling is ludicrous

Pesky showers

Rain knocking on the door

Muggy temperatures

A bit stuffy in the southeast

The risk of seeing some showers - this is NOT a 'risk'; pathetic bollocks

Showers with some wintry-ness in them - wtf is this?

Temperatures turning colder - No! Lowering!  Weather gets colder, not temperatures

The rain will be waxing and waning - Arsehole on a radio weather forecast

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