The drivel uttered by supposed weather forecasters is abysmal; their abuse of the language is awful. Here are some examples.
Rain journeying its way south
Sharp showers
The showers will be getting ideas above their station
Temperatures will fall away
Feeling decidedly autumnal today - Radio 4 weatherman, on 10th October, in the middle of fucking autumn
It's really going to feel autumnal as the week goes on - same twat on Radio 4, the following fucking day!
Temperatures struggling to get above - the concept of a a number struggling is ludicrous
Pesky showers
Rain knocking on the door
Muggy temperatures
A bit stuffy in the southeast
The risk of seeing some showers - this is NOT a 'risk'; pathetic bollocks
Showers with some wintry-ness in them - wtf is this?
Temperatures turning colder - No! Lowering! Weather gets colder, not temperatures
The rain will be waxing and waning - Arsehole on a radio weather forecast
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