Perhaps
Is there any more annoying pronunciation transgression than deciding to reinvent the word 'perhaps', and utter "prehaps" instead? No!
Award Winning
The relentless use of "award winning" as a description has now reached ludicrous proportions. Not only is the term a fucking annoyance now, in all cases, but there is rarely any attempt to clarify which award is being referred to, or what the award was supposedly for.
Signals
There are numerous twats on the road who seem to think that indicating right at a roundabout is an appropriate action when going straight on. It is not! I would like to emphasise that indicating right is NOT the equivalent of saying "I am not turning left".
Super
The allegedly 'trendy' use of the word "super" in front of just about anything the speaker or writer feels like. Worse is the use of "Uber", which displays a heightened level of pretentiousness and pure cuntism. I saw a piece in the Mail Online about a fancy glass dome for the garden, in which the following was included: "It's the ultimate uber-shed". FUCK OFF!
Props
The uses of the term "props" should be cunting outlawed!
Gok
The pseudo-science that is attached to the pathetic Activia adverts, and of course Gok Wan himself.
Screen Space
It is now almost impossible to watch any screen without it being cluttered by some sort of advert or logo. This unwelcome interference is now so prevalent that a large percentage of the frame is eaten away. Even online clips are littered with Facebook and Twitter facilities for sharing/tweeting, and thus spreading the shit. This level of contamination is awful. Television is now impossible to watch without some sort of screen encroachment, unless it's BBC1 or BBC2 that's in play. Watching a film is best on a DVD, where there is no touting of anything.
Other Annoyances =
Kanye West - everything about him
Jonathan Ross - his personality and self-obsession
Gemma Collins - all two tonnes
Mel Giedroyc - her face and voice
Anything 'Kardashian'
Russell Brand and anything associated with the TWAT
Millie Mackintosh - pointless indeed
Supermodel
The misuse and misappropriation of the pathetic term supermodel. There is no 'qualification' for gaining this title, other than the faddish approach of whichever media twat is charged with relaying to us a non-story. As a result, all sorts of nobodies [how ironic] get deemed 'supermodels'.
Secret Millionaire Ireland
I sat through a whole hour of this Channel 4 offering, in which Ramona pissed about in Gallway, ahead of "giving away thousands of euro," as stated by the narrator. This was infuriating, because 'euro' is not a plural term at all - EUROS for more than one! Aside from the ludicrous creation of a non-existent "eureaux", I was even less impressed with Ramona, a woman who was apparently successful, running a chain of chemists. The sum total of her three donations was 35,000 euros - worth little more than £25,000. That was hardly impressive, especially as the three cheques were issued on a business account. This was, overall, a damp fucking squib of a programme.
Up ToThe misuse and misappropriation of the pathetic term supermodel. There is no 'qualification' for gaining this title, other than the faddish approach of whichever media twat is charged with relaying to us a non-story. As a result, all sorts of nobodies [how ironic] get deemed 'supermodels'.
Secret Millionaire Ireland
I sat through a whole hour of this Channel 4 offering, in which Ramona pissed about in Gallway, ahead of "giving away thousands of euro," as stated by the narrator. This was infuriating, because 'euro' is not a plural term at all - EUROS for more than one! Aside from the ludicrous creation of a non-existent "eureaux", I was even less impressed with Ramona, a woman who was apparently successful, running a chain of chemists. The sum total of her three donations was 35,000 euros - worth little more than £25,000. That was hardly impressive, especially as the three cheques were issued on a business account. This was, overall, a damp fucking squib of a programme.
There is no such cunting word as . . . . . upto. People who use this should be shot.
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