This has never happened before but these things do happen. [Garage owner Alan Cherry, after a car went through a wall while undergoing an MOT]
They will look back and see a lot of incidences where they decided to self implode. [Twat commentating on the Rugby]
First Zayn and now Dermot. What's happening to the world? [Stupid Tweet, referencing Zayn leaving 1D and X-Factor losing its host]
Match of the Day - where the English Language goes to die. [A rather apt extract from a blog by David Hepworth, found during a Google search. How true]
Spitting, for me, is the worst form of what you can do on a football field. [Phil Neville]
That is a stonewall penalty. [Phil Neville, referring to a handball incident that had nothing to do with stone walls or a player being blocked in the style of a stone wall]
There's a bit of poisonous there now. [The illiterate Phil Neville, meaning 'poison']
That's probably the most simplest of saves. [Phil Neville, stupid as ever, but sadly not dumb]
I'm sure I'd have remembered it, if you had. [Debbie, after TMWSC said "I've done you once today"]
The Dynamo keeper, when he's been put under pressure and asked questions, has looked anything but safe. [Clive Tyldesley trying to outdo Andy Townsend, and by default suggesting a weird commentary on an interrogation rather than a football match]
Four clean sheets in five games is not to be turned your nose up at. [Oxford Manager, Michael Appleton]
You need to push these players a bit more harder. [Jeremy Guscott, reinventing the English language]
Poor pass - it wasn't anywhere near the bread basket. [Jonathan Davies commentating during Ireland v Wales rugby]
Wales have an eleven point lead in front. [Moron commentating on the rugby]
The manager trusts the chairman and the chairman trusts the manager, and vice versa. [Steve Claridge]
Oh, I do like a leek. [TMWSC]
He's very self depreciating. [As opposed to self-deprecating, RR?]
This coming week is looking very quiet indeed. [The opening of a forecast by Claire Nasir, regarding the weather, yet referring to noise levels]
I'm trying to find the Loch Ness Monster and the rest of Robin Hood. [Ant, referring to pieces of a jigsaw]
That's the Germans for you. [Dek, with a massively non-pc generalisation, referring to the pilot who flew into a mountain]
I think I can do it; I know I can do it; I just have to do it. [Paul, on The Big Painting Challenge]
I find that white bread stinks. [Jess]
She's probably fending off offended people. [TMWSC regarding Sue's efforts]
It should be noted that Andy Townsend would have featured prominently in this post, but in the end, his numerous outbursts warranted a separate entry all of his own. Thus, there is an "Andy Townsend of the Month" for March.
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