The nanny state has crept into more and more aspects of daily life, and we are all dictated to by arseholes. Even when there's nothing illegal about an activity, we're encouraged to be aware of shit that some fucker has decided we ought to bear in mind. Apparently it's for our own good, and for the good of the country. We are also told to be responsible, and act responsibly. We cannot leave a train without the cunt with power over the tannoy button telling us that we really ought to take our belongings with us. Twat; unless you're a bomber, why the fuck would you leave shit behind?
A betting related advert I saw in the paper had the caveat "bluesquare encourages responsible gambling". The company is clearly obliged by legislation to print such a stupid fuckin' tip. Advice is all around us. "Enjoy wine responsibly" after an advert from M&S! Drinkaware.co.uk, Gambleaware.co.uk, what next? Shitaware.co.uk - shit responsibly, make sure there's loo roll to hand. Fuckaware.co.uk - be careful and shag responsibly.
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