Whoever dreams up slogans and TV adverts for banks is getting overpaid. The level of imagination is pathetic and the choice of words is awful. For example:
Lloyds TSB - For the Journey
What a crap expression, and the word "journey" should surely be banned from the public domain for at least three times a murderer's jail sentence, so maybe 12 years then.
Nat West - Helpful Banking
They weren't so fuckin' helpful when the idiots lost billions and became damn near state owned! And this bank has the nerve to suggest that its staff might be able to help us out. Keep your hands off our money, Nat West, is probably the best tactic in this regard.
Halifax . . . . Here we have a bank that was previously obsessed with dubious singing in its adverts. Having finally decided to move away from employees warbling shit and trying to establish awful rhymes, the marketing twats have got two dozy cunts at a sound desk, drinking/spilling tea. The Lightning Seeds might provide better music but the inventiveness of Halifax is invisible.
Barclays . . . . Watching a crappy "shoe machine", with a voiceover provided by Stephen Merchant, is hardly inspiring, and begs the thought that they've rather blatantly 'put their foot in it'.
Hopeless Stupid Bloody Cunts, the lot of them . . . hang on, that's HSBC!
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