We have suffered for long enough on "negossiation" instead of "negoshiashon" but things have gone too far now. What the cuntin fuck are these pronunciations all about?
For the uninissiated. [John Inverdale, un-cuntin-initiated!]
Unsubstanssiated. [Radio 4]
Discover the Ceylon-inspired Colour Expert from Shwartzkopf. [TV Ad meaning "salon"]
Anthony Marssi-al. [50% of all commentators cannot deal with the name Martial]
Imparssi-al. [Andrea Catherwood on Radio 4, trying and failing to say impartial]
Race-ee-o. [Cunt on Radio 4 saying ratio]
Ray-show. [Jeremy Corbyn inventing a further way to pronounce ratio]
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