10.4.19 Celebrity Firing Squad

Anyone else completely fed up with these useless TV programmes which involve the same "celebrities" participating in pointless games, treks, shenanigans and experiences?  This tiresome and relentless conveyor belt of dross has meant out TV channels are swamped with low quality programmes, and arseholes get inflated views of themselves.  I believe the TV commissioning bods have missed a trick so far, and that there is a sure fire winner of a format just begging to be introduced to a needy public.  Celebrity Firing Squad.

The concept, if that's not too grandiose a term for it, is simply to round up useless cunts, talentless twats and horrible has-beens, and introduce them to the audience as potential targets for a firing squad.  It could be that out of ten, one is voted for and dispensed with, and a new arrival is introduced for the next round.  There is something 'gladiatorial' about that, and it would always be possible for some to stay alive every week, should they be more popular than others, and survive the series.  Perhaps the "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" approach could be viable, but ejection is swapped for the Firing Squad.  The nine not chosen would form the firing squad for the one selected for elimination.

A sure fire winner in my book, and actually, a public service.

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8.4.19 Bad Driver of the Day

Muscling in from the inside lane (after undertaking) when there was simply no space for his black Insignia.  The vaping nob entered the Tyne Tunnel, and midway through, decided to cross double white lines, moving to the left lane, and then undertake.  Twat.

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